Eyebrows. Photo by Julie Seyler.
BY JULIE SEYLER and LOIS DESOCIO
Have you ever noticed your eyebrows, and how they seem to change direction, texture, and shape with each passing year? Nothing more needs to be said about that one …
… except this: Measure those twisty, turny, maybe-in-need-of-a-little-weeding eyebrows against the unwelcome strand, or two, that can sprout up overnight in a place where it’s not supposed to be, and raise it up for eyebrows for at least remaining hairy, as they should be.
The Write Side of 59 
I’ve got to tell you I’ve got eyelashes that no longer grow in the right direction.
Forget about the stray eye brow hair. What the hell are those postmenapausal chin whiskers about? And why doesn’t anyone talk about THEM? HATE them! PS – a dear friend told me the white ones are FOREVER!
I only wish mine remained hairy….they’ve practically disappeared ;(