We have a subscription to AARP Magazine. When I first signed up, (what was it, 5 years ago?), it was an uncomfortable fit. Now it’s a part of where I am at this stage of my life, plus it contains all sorts of invaluable information, from tips on negotiating social security to determining whether a lifetime annuity plan is a good financial option.
Viola Davis was on the cover of the August/September issue and the headlines begged to be read:
BEST. SEX. EVER! We show you how.
GET THAT RAISE
MYSTERIES OF THE BODY EXPLAINED
I jumped to MYSTERIES OF THE BODY EXPLAINED.
The scientific explanation behind the changes we get to anticipate while going through the aging process is fascinating and logical. The unstoppable physical metamorphosis is disappointing. Pragmatically, it’s going to make looking fabulous and ensuring you are smell-less challenging tasks.
Uncontrollable urine squirts
Unfixable bad breath
Green toenails as thick as a brick
Sulfur smelling feet
Jimmy Duante’s nose
More farts
At least we are all in it together.
The Write Side of 59 